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Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Dad

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Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Dad

Your Gal Kiwi

$7.00 + $4.99 delivery

Local Courier Delivery (San Antonio & Bexar County)

$7.00 shelf price + estimated tax + the courier fee for the delivery date you choose, shown in full before you pay.

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When you realize that your dad could have fucked you up wayyyyyy worse, here's the card for you for Father's Day or really any day. Card reads, “Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, dad.” Blank inside.

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